STRANGE SEX LAWS
  1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.
      Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
  2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
      He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Makes you hope you never need surgery!)
  3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers;
      the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
  4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!)
  5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
       Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
  6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.  The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
  7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
  8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
      (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
  9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
      (This was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
      (Is this a great country or what? ... Not as great as Guam, though!!)

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.