George W. Bush and Tony Blair are at a White House dinner.
One of the guests walks over to them and asks what they're discussing.
"We are making up the plans for World War III", says Bush.
"Wow", says the guest. "And what are the plans?"
"We're going to kill 14 million Muslims and one dentist", answers Bush.
The guest looks to be a bit confused. "One...dentist?" He says.
"Why will you kill one dentist?"
Blair pats Bush on the shoulder and says, "What did I tell you?
Nobody is gonna ask about the Muslims."

George W. Bush is sitting in the White House kitchen putting together a puzzle and having a very difficult time of it.
The first lady comes into the kitchen, and asks what he's doing.
Very frustrated, George says, "I'm trying to do this tiger puzzle, but I can't seem to make the pieces fit right."
Laura Bush sighs and says, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box, dear, and come to bed."

On an airline flight, Bill Clinton was seated next to an elderly priest....
A minor technical problem at the gate delayed the flight, and the captain announced that the airline would be offering a free round of drinks as an apology.
When the charming and attractive flight attendant came by, Clinton ordered a double scotch.
He leaned back with his drink as the attendant asked the priest if he would like a drink.
"Oh, no thank you," replied the priest. "I would rather commit adultery than drink alcohol."
Choking on his swallow of scotch, Clinton quickly put his drink back on the beverage cart. "Excuse me, miss, I didn't know I had a choice."

When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."
In all their 30 years of marriage Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside.
In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed.
Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious about the empty cans in the box.
That evening they were out for a special dinner. After dinner Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying,
"I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in.
But now I need to know, why do you keep the cans in the box?"
Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened but temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the years."
They hugged and made their peace.
A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"
Bill answered sheepishly, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.
Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.
Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given the Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.
The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled, the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled,
"Fire!"